- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The ability to control dairy products

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

Pointless Super Powers