The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to block your own powers

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to not finish your

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to become demented

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!