- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

Liam Brudenell

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the power to get sick

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

Pointless Super Powers