- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

Feeling people's depression.

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Pointless Super Powers