the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to like this post

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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the power of the succulent game

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!