- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to break bones at will.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

Vanilla scented blood

the power to become translucent

the power to enter a coma.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to be an idiot.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers