- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to die

The power to release the bogus

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to walk on land.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to lick your balls.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

make youself dumb

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Pointless Super Powers