The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to shrink boobs

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to not have any power at all

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!