- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak to toasters

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

the power to run in slow motion

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

the power to be forever alone

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to ejaculate napalm

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Pointless Super Powers