the power to eat when your hungry

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to control yourself

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to block your own powers

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The ability to get up from the couch.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!