The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to smell like ham

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The power to not see anything

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!