The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to see through glass

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!