The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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open up pickles glass

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!