The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to see through glass

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!