- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter a coma.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to become translucent

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power of exploding when you think.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to shrink your private parts.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to fall asleep each time you

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to grow more genitals.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Pointless Super Powers