- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to smell whore

Pointless Super Powers