The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!