- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be alone

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to not have a superpower

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to know you don't have a superpower

the power to walk on land.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Pointless Super Powers