- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

Power to give birth through your penis.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to be stupid reading this.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to not have a superpower

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

Pointless Super Powers