- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to get sick

The power to know you don't have a superpower

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

Pointless Super Powers