- Pointless Super Powers

The power to have an ability.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to block your own powers

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

Read fortune cookies without opening them

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to take huge shits at will.

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to hovertate

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power of the succulent game

The power to pee any color

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!