The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power to become demented

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to control nothing

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to be alone

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!