The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the power of the succulent game

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to become demented

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to control nothing

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to break a Nokia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!