- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to smell colors

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to transform into a homeless person.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The ability to control dairy products

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

Pointless Super Powers