the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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make youself dumb

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to not see anything

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!