- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to not have a superpower

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to die

the power to turn food into shit

The power to turn into a magikarp

Pointless Super Powers