- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to smell like ham

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

the power to like justin beiber

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to have the aim of Torres

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to control yourself

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers