The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to misspell

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!