The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!