The power to think of food

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The power of having two left hands.

The power of being aquaman.

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to poop standing up

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!