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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).
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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life
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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers
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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries
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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.
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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...
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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille
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The power to have one eyebrow!?
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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second
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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground
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The ability to control Do-Do Birds
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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.
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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.
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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.
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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.
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the power to fail at everything you do
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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.
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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind
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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.
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The power to create a unicorn online.
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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.
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The power to summon fire with the use of a match
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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.
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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!