- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

the power to catch em' all

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to think of food

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

Pointless Super Powers