the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to swim on land.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!