The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the ability to die on command

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!