The ability to poop glue.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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lol

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to police irony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!