- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to write comic books

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the power to change people socks on command

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to not care.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

Pointless Super Powers