The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

the power to get extra homework

The power to eat socks

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the ability to die on command

The power to have gravity.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!