The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to be gay on command.

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lol

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the power to write comic books

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!