- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to fly in tornadoes

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to die at will

the power to change people socks on command

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

Pointless Super Powers