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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Nothing

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to eat socks

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!