The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

being black

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!