The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!