The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to think of food

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!