you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!