The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to be born again

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to even

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!