- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to count to potato

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to die

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to read your own mind

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to be born again

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to poop standing up

Pointless Super Powers