The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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being black

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to look TV

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!