- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power of having two left hands.

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to die

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to bread toast!

The power to be born again

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to poop standing up

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power... to move you.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Pointless Super Powers