The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to change people socks on command

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to think of food

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The power to be more human than most people.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!