The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to think of food

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Nothing

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!