The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to fly in tornadoes

the power to write comic books

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to die at will.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to be normal and average

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to police irony

the power to get drunk you are needed

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!