You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!