the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!