The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!