the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!