The power to be invisible when singing

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to swim on land.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power... to move you.

The power to think oppositely

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!