The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to swim on land.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!